asundayrain:

In a minute:
Expectation: a minute
Reality: 5 minutes

A couple of minutes:
Expectation: 2-3 minutes
Reality: 20 minutes or so

A few minutes:
Expectation: 5-6 minutes
Reality: 30+ minutes

Soon:
Expectation: 10, 15 minutes?
Reality: an hour

Whenever you’re ready:
Expectation: now
Reality: let me just check my email and do my hair real quick

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